Intro

Hello World!?

 Hows it going? This is basically an introduction to a blog that Im starting to rant about the tortures of my neighbors upstairs from mine and my girlfriends apartment. Why, you ask? Because sometimes im sitting here and the neighbors who live upstairs irritate me to the point where I cant even focus and I wonder who else out there is going through this.
 So with this being said, Ill give you some insight on my life and exactly what happens with the cruel demons lurking above us.
 My name is Kat. Im 21. I go to school for cosmetology. I go to night school during the week. Im almost a graduate! I dont have a daytime job currently. (Hopefully soon!)
 My lovely girlfriends name is Andi. She is 23. Shes a full time nurse on a cardiac care unit at one of the local hospitals. She works 12 hour shifts during the week and has weekends off! (Woop Woop)
 Our upstairs neighbors are, from what we have observed, dickhead #1 and asshole #2. There seems to be a young teenage boy, who dresses like he owns a yacht (why is he living in these cheap apartments, ill never know) and an older gentlemen is seen going up there sometimes.
Now, what is the issue with the demons and why do I keep referring to them as demons? These two lovely lads moved in shortly before I moved in which was about 4 months ago. Andi had talked about how much she hated her previous upstairs neighbors but now, she prays they never left compared to the new ones. Now if you've ever lived in a fairly cheap set of apartments then you probably know that being downstairs is lovely because theres no heaving 90 pounds of groceries up a flight of stairs and various other things but the flaw that comes along with this lovely layout, is the thin walls and the fact that your ceiling is their floor and any movement is heard...even the mouse footsteps from one kitchen cabinet to the next( haha not really, thats gross but still, catch my drift?)
 For the past 4 months Ive heard more noise from human beings than I ever have. There are sexual encounters clear as day and sometimes they have "body-slamming" sessions. Im sure of it. Its a one bedroom apartment and all the rooms basically connect. On one incident, there had to be about 5 people in the bathroom area. Andi and I dont even want to know what that was about!
 Sometimes Andi and I, or just the one of us will be sitting here and next thing we know, theres this huge BAM< BANG<BOOM and a hint of a girl screaming sometimes....and its kinda freaky... Its like they have no respect that there are people below them and sometimes we need sleep, especially my lovely girlfriend.
 The funniest thing we've discovered is the vacuuming. Whoever, be it #1 or #2, vacuums the entire apartment and  it never fails, theres some kinda crazy party upstairs. Its cool sometimes. Ya know, we are young, wild, and free too but sometimes it gets crazy! But anyway, everytime we hear that vacuum, we know whats coming!
 Also another conclusion we mightve come to, they are swingers. Yep, good ole swing swangers! Nothing wrong with that. We're open minded. We are a young gay couple who love sex ourselves ;) Whats funny though, is the one incident that led us to our conclusion. One day we were doing laundry and such and discovered there was a couple having sex in every part of the apartment, even outside on the washer and dryer. Andi said she could hear them plain as day. Their balcony  is only a few feet above ours.
 Sex is normal. The birds can do it, we can do it too..right? We have no problem when they are having their private time. I just wonder sometimes if they realize how loud they are or that we can hear them.. Blonde headed teen boy has a girl that comes over. She looks about 15. Poor girl always has a sad smile on her face...Andi has a theory that she never gets hers. :) haha.
 But really, the annoying thing is the banging and bamming about that they do at crazy ours of the night and randomly during the day. Theres already been two complaints from the B building, which I find funny because we have been talking about complaining.
 So there ya have it. The facts about why Im creating a blog to rant about the neighbors upstairs. If you read this or come across it and have funny stories or can relate...Id love to hear!
 Its 1 am friday night and Im surprised that they arent stomping around right now..probably just jinxed it !
Goodnight World! :)

xx Kat